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Chicken jokes

Phil Hirsch

Chicken jokes

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Published by Grosset & Dunlap in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Statementby Phil Hirsch.
    ContributionsCopyright Paperback Collection (Library of Congress)
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsCPB Box no. 2003 vol. 10
    The Physical Object
    Pagination128 p. :
    Number of Pages128
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL3282331M
    ISBN 100448148919
    LC Control Number2003576982
    OCLC/WorldCa7309462


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